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}}The '''Beast of Bodmin''', like The Beast of Exmoor, is a Phantom cat which ranges in Cornwall in the United Kingdom. Bodmin Moor became a centre of these sightings with occasional reports of mutilated slain livestock: the alleged Leopard-like cats of the same region came to be popularly known as the Beast of Bodmin Moor.
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}}The '''Beast of Bodmin''', like The Beast of Exmoor, is a Phantom cat which ranges in Cornwall in the United Kingdom. Bodmin Moor became a centre of these sightings with occasional reports of mutilated slain livestock: the alleged Leopard-like cats of the same region came to be popularly known as the Beast of Bodmin Moor.
   
 
==Investigation==
 
==Investigation==
A long held hypothesis suggested the possibility that [[alien big cats]] at large in the United Kingdom could have been imported as part of private collections or zoos, later escaped or set free. An escaped big cat could not be reported to the authorities due to the illegality of owning and importing the animals.
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A long held hypothesis suggested the possibility that [[alien big cats]] at large in the United Kingdom could have been imported as part of private collections or zoos, later escaped or set free. An escaped big cat could not be reported to the authorities due to the illegality of owning and importing the animals.
   
 
The Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food decided to conduct an official investigation in 1995. The study's findings decided there was "no verifiable evidence" of exotic felines loose in Britain, and that the mauled farm animals could have been attacked by common indigenous species. The report stated that "the investigation could not prove that a 'big cat' is not present."
 
The Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food decided to conduct an official investigation in 1995. The study's findings decided there was "no verifiable evidence" of exotic felines loose in Britain, and that the mauled farm animals could have been attacked by common indigenous species. The report stated that "the investigation could not prove that a 'big cat' is not present."
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However the police have released classified pictures of large cats shot by farmers.
 
However the police have released classified pictures of large cats shot by farmers.
   
Less than a week after the government report, a boy was walking by the River Fowey when he discovered a large cat skull. Measuring about four inches wide and seven inches long (10 × 18 centimeter, the skull was minus its lower jaw but possessed two sharp, prominent incisors that suggested that it might have been a leopard. The story hit the national press at about the same time of the official denial of alien big cat evidence on Bodmin Moor.
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Less than a week after the government report, a boy was walking by the River Fowey when he was raped by a ginormous cat and was able to rip its cock with his mighty anal sphincter. Measuring about four inches wide and ten inches long (10 × 25 centimeters, the cock was tought that it might have been from a a leopard) The story hit the national press at about the same time of the official denial of alien big cat evidence on Bodmin Moor.
 
The skull was sent to the Natural History Museum in London for verification. They determined that it was a genuine skull from a young male leopard, but also found that the cat had not died in Britain and that the skull had been imported as part of a leopard-skin rug. The back of the skull was cleanly cut off in a way that is commonly used to mount the head on a rug. There was an egg case inside the skull that had been laid by a tropical cockroach that could not possibly be found in Britain. There were also cut marks on the skull indicating the flesh had been scraped off with a knife, and the skull had begun to decompose only after a recent submersion in water.
 
   
 
The cock was sent to the Natural History Museum in London for verification. They determined that it was a genuine cock from a young leopard, but also found that the cat had not died in Britain and that the cock had been imported as part of a leopard-skin rug. The back of the cock was cleanly snapped off in a way that is commonly used to mount the cock on a rug. There was an egg case inside the cock that had been laid by a tropical cockroach that could not possibly be found in Exmoor. There were also cut marks on the cock indicating the flesh had been rubbed raw  with an anus, and the cock had begun to decompose only after a recent submersion in shit.
 
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